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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Eridan_Ampora/Sollux_Captor/Karkat_Vantas
  Character:
      Karkat_Vantas, Sollux_Captor, Eridan_Ampora
  Additional Tags:
      Teasing, Oral_Sex, Voyeurism
  Stats:
      Published: 2012-08-24 Words: 5321
****** ... But Three's an Orgy ******
by mercurialMalcontent
Summary
     Karkat and Sollux have to face it: there's one ablution chamber they
     need to return to to give it a proper scrubdown. Naturally, matters
     head south very fast... especially after Eridan turns up for round
     two.
     A very accidental sequel to Iit_Takes_2_Two_Tiidy.
"You jutht can't wait to get all 'cleaned up', can you?"
Karkat fairly drags Sollux down the hallway by his wrist and tries to ignore
the his snickering. "Shut up. For your information, we actually do have an
ablution chamber to clean. We keep avoiding one and people are starting to
complain about it."
Sollux snorts. "Oh, will you relackth already? You thaw how fatht the room
cleared when you athked for volunteerth. The moment you make noitheth about
'getting thith shitpile cleaned up,' everybody'th thuddenly thomewhere elthe.
The oneth that have it figured out don't want to rithk actually finding
themthelveth thcrubbing load gaperth." He twists his wrist out of Karkat's grip
and catches his hand instead. "Tho thlow down, we have plenty of time."
"Ugh, no we don't." Karkat resists Sollux's attempt to make him slow down and
pulls him stumbling along behind him. "The less time I have to spend in that
ablution chamber, the better."
Sollux falls into step beside Karakt. "Thuuuure, and it'th not because your
nook ith probably dripping already."
"It's because I don't need to relive the memories, so shut your windhole."
"Why, will they make it too hard to keep your pantth on until we get out of
there?"
Karkat yanks his hand from Sollux's and slugs him in the shoulder. "Get
fucked!"
"I think that'th your gig, bulgethlut," Sollux lilts as he gropes Karkat's ass.
Karkat jumps away and turns on his heel to glare. "You are so goddamned vile,
you know that, Captor?"
Sollux leers back. "I could be a lot worthe." A crackle of psionics runs ghost
fingers over Karkat's bulge and into his nook. Karkat groans as his knees go so
weak he has to catch himself against the wall. "Ehehe, thee?"
Karkat groans again and hides his face against the crook of his arm. "I have
created a monster."
"Thayth the guy who dragth me away from my coding at leatht twithe a day."
Sollux swats Karkat's ass to get him moving again.
"Lies and exaggerations, you drag me off more than I drag you off." Karkat
smacks him in return and stomps the last few feet to the janitorial closet.
"You mean I get you off more than--"
"Don't even start with me, Captor--"
Their bickering only increases in intensity as they sort out ablution fluids,
mops, rubber gloves, and the portable ablution trap. By the time they've hauled
the lot to that ablution chamber, the air between them is thick with spades and
Karkat is very close to beaning Sollux with a mop before paddling him soundly
with it.
"I don't know why you think you can get away with whining about the stains on
your stupid mismatched shoe when your genetic material is the reason I've had
to alchemize two new pairs of jeans this week," Karkat snaps as he shoves a rag
into Sollux's face.
"You wouldn't have had to alchemithe shit if you could wait long enough for me
to get your pantth off, bulgethlut," Sollux sneers as he snatches the rag away.
"And that! What is that!" Karkat throws a bottle of ablution fluid at Sollux.
Sollux catches it neatly with his psionics and peers up at it. "Load gaper
thcrub?"
"No, asshole, you calling me a bulgeslut, which are rich fucking words from the
guy who was gagging for mine night before last! Where do you even get off with
that??"
Karkat realizes his mistake as Sollux's eyes travel over Karkat's body, linger
on his crotch, then travel up slowly before he licks his lips. "Where don't I
get off ith the better quethtion-- aww, KK, you're blushing!"
"I am not," Karkat says, despite the strong evidence to the contrary in how he
feels hot all over.
Sollux leers. "Yettth, you are, and I bet your jeanth are feeling a bit tight?"
He draws two fingers slowly through the air in front of him, and Karkat
shudders as psionic ghosts of the same slip over the folds of his nook. "Maybe
even a little..." He thrusts his fingers upward. "Damp?"
Karkat staggers back against an ablution basin as those psionic fingers sink
into him. "Sollux--" He groans and sags against the basin as Sollux starts
thrusting. "Oh g-god--"
"Ehehe. You're tho eathy, KK, it'th almotht embarratthing." Those psionic
fingers curl inside Karkat, and Karkat whines. "You're tho eathy I bet I could
get you to drop trou in the middle of the lab."
"Fuck yooooh--" Karkat's hips arch up against nothing as a second ghostly hand
palms his bulge.
Sollux rubs at his own bulge through his jeans as he watches Karkat writhe. "I
mean it, KK. I could be typing to you on Trollian and looking ath innothent ath
could be while I fill your thcreen with dirty wordth and fuck you with my
thionicth--"
"You w-would molest me in front of everyone--"
"You bet your juithy butt I would, KK, and I'd pin you down while I wath at it
tho you couldn't abthcond," Sollux says breathlessly. "I'd work you over until
you begged for it from the whole room, and then I'd thrip you bare and let
everyone have a go--"
"No," Karkat gasps even as his nook clenches with a very definite yes.
"No? Then maybe jutht a thelect few to ride the KK Ekthpretth?" Sollux snickers
as Karkat bares his teeth. "TZ for thure – oh come on KK, I know how you feel
about her – and NP, which means EQ too, becauthe he wath hatched to therve and
I bet hith bulge ith magnifithent--"
"Nnnh," is all Karkat can manage in response, his mind taken up with visuals he
doesn't want to have and likes far too much.
Sollux grins and licks his lips. "Hmmm, who elthe have you had your eyeth
on..."
"I thought you'd end up here."
Karkat whines shamefully and slumps as the psionic hands evaporate and leave
him empty. He glares at Sollux in a haze of angry confusion, but Sollux's
attention is focused on the door. It takes him until that voice speaks again to
register why.
"Kind a you two to run off and do the cleanin all yourselves." Eridan stands
there bereft of cape and scarf but otherwise dressed, his earfins flushed
bright purple. "But I been thinkin to myself, Ampora, are you reely too high
and mighty to give your leader a hand in keepin things shipshape?" He crosses
his arms and lifts his chin. "And the answer to that is no, I'm not too good to
stay off a my hands and knees."
"Oh god, not you again," Karkat groans as he covers his eyes.
"Yeah, me." Eridans huffs. "Come on, Kar, I know you need help on the subject a
me. You can't run away from your feelins forever."
"Nnngh." Karkat presses the heels of his hands against his eyes before sliding
them down his face. "I don't HAVE any 'feelings' on the subject of you, aside
from the ones that are occupied with how to get you off of my back."
Karkat realizes uncovering eyes was a mistake; Eridan is pouting at him now,
and worse, Sollux is grinning. "Uh huh, not even feelingth that make you check
out hith butt all of the time?"
Eridan nods sharply. "Those very feelins!"
"I do not check out his butt all of the time."
"Everytime I catch you lookin at me your peepers are firmly glued to my
posterior."
That pout is making Karkat more angry by the second. He crosses his arms in a
mirror of Eridan's posture and glares. "Eridan, the only possible reason my
eyes would descend to your ass is to contemplate the mysteries of how you
manage to fit that thing into skinny pants."
Eridan's purple blush spreads across his cheekbones. "Then you must be
contemplatin that an awful lot, Kar, considerin how I've been feelin thoroughly
mentally groped for the past week!"
Sollux squints thoughtfully as he moves to peer at Eridan's behind. "It'th a
fair question, ED. They're tho tight I don't know how you don't have perma-
wedgie."
Eridan turns to Sollux in outrage. "Sol, you stay out a--"
"My point exactly," Karkat says. "How do you even get those over your butt.
It's a mystery for the ages."
"Kar, dammit--"
"Yeah." Sollux moves around Eridan again and rubs his chin. "They hug every
tight curve."
Karkat spreads his hands in a shrug. "Precisely, they don't hide a thing."
Sollux looks up at Karkat and grins. "Wow, you have been looking at hith atth a
lot, KK."
"That's what I said!" Eridan says in exasperation.
Karkat goes hot all over – well, hotter – and glares at Sollux. "Whose side are
you on, anyway?!"
"My own, of courthe. You ought to know by now I pretty much live to embarratth
you."
Karkat balls his hands into fists. "You get off on embarrassing me."
"Fuck yeth I do." Sollux pushes past Eridan like he wasn't even there, his eyes
locked on Karkat's.
Eridan blinks after him, his pout going all confused. "Uh, Kar?"
Karkat tenses himself for Sollux getting right into his face, but the bastard
stops just out of arm's reach. "There'th nothing hotter than making you blush
and knowing you're getting wet."
"Kar, I'm still right here."
Sollux's grin curls up at the corners in a way that's a come-on and a challenge
all at once, and it makes Karkat furious. He snarls, "Just because I'm
experiencing increased blood flow to my hearflaps--" Karkat loses his words
with a gasp and a shudder as Sollux flicks a forefinger through the air and a
psionic ghost of it strokes across the slit of his nook.
"Right here, listenin to you guys blackflirt..."
"Nothing hotter, unletth it'th lithening to you deny every thecond of it--
" Psionic fingers thrust up into Karkat's nook again, just the way he likes it,
and he has to clutch at the ablution basin as his knees nearly go out from
under him. "--right up until you beg for my bulge."
"Not gettin my needs met..."
Karkat looks up at Eridan, whose blush is more vibrant than ever. A a throb of
shame goes right to Karkat's crotch as he croaks out, "Oh fuck, you're still –"
Karkat squeezes his eyes shut as those psionic fingers thrust even harder into
him, and he tries to strangle a moan. "– S-still here?"
"Nice a you to notice!" Eridan says shrilly.
Sollux looks over at Eridan. "Huh. Well, might ath well put him to good uthe."
"What?" Eridan says, plainly confused as Sollux moves over to him. Confusion
turns to affront as Sollux drapes an arm around his shoulders. "Just water you
doin?"
"I'm making a propothition."
Karkat's eyes widen. "What?! Sollux, don't you d-- aaaah--" He slumps against
the basin and gasps as Sollux's psionics speed. He tries to protest again, but
it comes out a needy moan that makes Eridan gape.
"Ehehe." Sollux jostles Eridan to get his attention off of Karkat. "I propothe
you go where your clumthy attemptth at theduction would never get you."
Oh fuck, Sollux really is going to do it. Karkat whines in what he hopes is
protest. "Sollux--"
Eridan bristles and pulls away. "It was a plan full a elegance and refinement
until you walked in!"
Sollux snorts. "Yeah, thure, if your idea of eleganthe and refinement ith Troll
Cothmo." He shakes Eridan again. "Thtop arguing and catch the clue I'm throwing
your way, dumbfuck," he snaps as he gestures at Karkat.
Eridan stares like he just got a whole pile of Twelfth Perigee's Eve presents
and he's not sure if he's worthy. If the tent in those stupid tight pants of
his is any indication, though, he's enjoying the little show Sollux is putting
on for him at Karakt's expense. Karkat yanks his gaze away to glare furiously
at Sollux. "Captor, I'm going to serve you your own bulge on a oh oh oh god--
" His knees nearly give way again as Sollux hits a sweet spot.
Sollux snickers and gives Eridan's shoulders a squeeze that nearly makes the
seatroll stumble. "What do you say, KK?"
"I'd say you lick musclebeast assholes but that isn't depraved enough for you--
"
"What wath that, KK?" Sollux cups a hand to his ear. "Thend Fishlipth packing
tho we can clean the abluthion chamber?"
Eridan looks stricken, and it's infinitely hotter than any amount of his
simpering ever had been. "God damn it," Karkat gasps.
"K-kar...?"
"Thorry, ED. I tried, but you heard him," Sollux chirps as he turns Eridan
around. "Run along now, there'th a douche." He gives Eridan a slap to the ass
that makes the seatroll yelp and start.
"NO! N-no, stop," Karkat gasps.
Sollux just looks over his shoulder with a smirk, but Eridan actually turns,
looking so shellshocked and vulnerable that Karkat has to cling to the ablution
basin to keep himself from jumping him. "Fine, Sollux, you win, I want to stick
at least my tongue down Ampora's throat, are you happy now?"
Eridan flushes to his collarbones and stammers something incoherent. "Ehehe, I
knew it," Sollux says. He gives Eridan a shove, sending him stumbling into
Karkat. "KK, you are the biggetht thlut. Thith ith going to be awethome."
Karkat manages an outraged sound before his attention is taken up by a sudden
armful of blushing seatroll. Eridan blinks at him with equal parts disbelief
and sheer terror as his hands settle nervously at Karkat's shoulders. "Uh. H-
hi, Kar?"
"Hey," Karkat rasps. Wow, that hard-on pressing against his hip is entirely too
distracting, as is, well, the rest of Eridan. Terrified and and trembling with
lust looks really fucking good on him. Karkat runs a hand down Eridan's back
and is rewarded with a shiver and a really tempting press of his hips. "So."
"So..."
"Tho get on with it, for fuck'th thake. Thith ithn't a flushed drama."
"The peanut gallery will shut the fuck up," Karkat snaps. Sollux snickers, but
Karkat ignores him as he continues, "There's only one person whose opinion I'm
interested in at the moment, thank you very much."
Eridan bites his lip, but he's still so terrified looking that it's hot rather
than embarrassingly coy. "I, um..." He takes a deep breath and lifts his chin.
"Kiss me," he breathes.
It's a little overdramatic, but Eridan is so obviously suffering from a case of
'If you don't fuck me soon I will die' that Karkat doesn't care. "Yeah," he
says, pressing Eridan against him and leaning in, lips parted and ready--
Only to bump right up against a pucker that could withstand a battering ram.
Karkat draws back and stares at Eridan's absurdly squinched up face. "… Eridan,
what the hell, man?"
Sollux peers over and bursts into laughter. "Oh my fucking god. Even Troll
Cothmo can't be that inept! Fishlipth mutht have gotten that one off VK."
Eridan's eyes fly open and that ridiculous pout re-appears as he glares at
Sollux. "Shut up!"
"Ehehehe you totally did--"
Karkat regains Eridan's attention by sliding his hand down to his ass. Eridan's
breath catches and he trembles as Karkat feels him up a little. His ass is even
nicer than it looks – firm, muscular, a really pleasant resistance when
squeezed. Eridan looks at Karkat like he's the only thing in the world and
whimpers, and it's perfect. "That. Hold that expression," Karkat says, and
leans in again.
A few swipes of Karkat's tongue gets Eridan's lips to part, and it only takes a
few more tongue flicks for Eridan to start getting the right idea. He darts his
tongue out to meet Karkat's, tentative little flicks that are half-terrified
until he starts to relax.
"Oh, come on, what ith thith, a fenthing competition?"
Karkat flips Sollux off distractedly as Eridan finally does something with his
hands and slips them into Karkat's hair. The way he strokes his fingers through
is almost sappy, right up until he thrusts his tongue into Karkat's mouth.
Karkat blurts a shocked sound that's all the more shocked in that Eridan
doesn't try to shove his tongue down his throat. No, Eridan has the right idea
now, teasing and coaxing and exploring, and for all it's probably half-
accidental it's still mind-blowing – not in the least because Eridan paid
attention to instruction for once. If Karkat had known that all he had to do to
get Eridan to listen for once was kiss him...
… Well, he still would have balked. Maybe. It's hard for Karkat to be objective
when he has a double handful of nice ass, and the owner of said ass is rutting
against him while gasping needy little whines. At least, he thinks most of
those are Eridan's.
"KK, you are hilariouth. Lithten to yourthelf! You'd fuck a muthclebeatht if I
got you hot enough firtht. No, you'd fuck a cholerbear, if it didn't mount you
firtht you'd hump it into thubmitthion--"
Sollux continues to ramble on, but for Karkat it barely registers. Eridan has
slipped his hands out of Karkat's hair to stroke and grope him greedily all
over, which is so goddamned Eridan that Karkat would laugh if it weren't also
basically the best thing ever. It's not just the hungry groping, it's the
pleased little noises Eridan is making as he does it, and the absolutely
delighted sound he makes as he cups and kneads Karkat's ass.
"Mmmmmh," Karkat moans into Eridan's mouth.
"Oh for fuck'th thake KK, all he did wath grab your butt, that'th nothing to
cream yourthelf over."
Eridan squeezes and strokes Karkat's ass like he's worshiping it – hell, maybe
he is, maybe if Karkat tells him to he'll get on his knees and worship him with
his mouth. Oh fuck, he's tempted to demand Eridan put that tongue to work on
his nook, those pouty lips around his bulge...
Karkat pulls away from Eridan's mouth with a gasp and says, "Still not too good
to get on your hands and knees?"
Eridan goes wide-eyed and squeaks. "I-I. Said I wasn't, didn't I?"
"Just checking." Karkat pushes downward on Eridan's shoulders.
"Oh no fucking way, you are not letting that shark'th maw near your bulge, are
you?" Sollux gapes at Karkat as Eridan drops to his knees in front of him. "You
are, holy shit," Sollux says in horrified disbelief, then hand he's been
palming his bulge with clamping around it protectively. "You are tho going to
regret thith, and you know what, I am jutht going to laugh at you."
Eridan side-eyes Sollux with a pout. Karkat, however, simply undoes his jeans.
"Did you hear something, Eridan?"
"What?" Eridan shifts his attention back to Karkat, flushing abruptly as Karkat
pushes his jeans past his hips. "N-no, must a been the ventilation or, or
somefin."
"You are going to be tho thorry."
Eridan stares at Karkat's bulge hungrily. Karkat is almost starting to regret
this idea when Eridan leans in and licks up the side of his bulge. "… Oh,"
Karkat gasps. He cups the back of Eridan's head as he licks up Karkat's bulge
again and again, faster and sloppier each time until he's slurping it like a
wiggler with a melting ice cream. It ought to be ridiculous, but watching
Eridan lick and suck at him is exactly the opposite, and it feels so good
Karkat is panting from it in seconds. "Oh. Oh. Oh god--"
"He doethn't have the faintetht clue what he'th doing, you know!"
Eridan slides his mouth down onto Karkat's bulge. "Oh my sweet glistening
fuck," Karkat moans.
"He'th going to thcrew up and bite it!"
Threat of teeth or no, Karkat can't help but thrust into Eridan's mouth, and
Eridan sure doesn't try to stop him. He leans into it until he gags, then
whines and looks up at Karkat in this pouty-apologetic way that is so
disturbingly hot Karkat nearly spills into him right then. "Eridan--"
"Mmmh," Eridan echoes.
"Oh fuck, why ith thith hot?" Sollux says despairingly. "Why are you doing
thith to me? Ugh, are you even lithtening??"
"Did-- nngh. Did you say something?" Karkat gasps.
"Mm-mm. Mmmmh..."
"I didn't mean you-- Oooh god--" Karkat twitches at a pulse of psionics up his
nook and glances up. "Ah. S-sollux. Feeling a little-- nnh-- lonely?"
Sollux huffs, but a sly smirk twists his lips as he steps behind Eridan. "Nah.
I can't let poor ED thit down there and thuffer with hith bulge all aching and
unattended, after all."
Eridan's eyes go wide and he pulls back to gasp, "Sol, don't you fuckin dare--"
"Pff, I'm jutht trying to help--"
Karkat bares his teeth. "Go help yourself, over there, in the corner," he
snarls, pointing so that Sollux knows damn sure where he should go.
"Oh, tho now you're having fun without me and you want me to go away, even
though if it weren't for me you wouldn't be getting thucked off in the firtht
plathe." Sollux steps back and crosses his arms. "That'th jutht fucking fine."
There is something painfully familiar about Sollux's posture and attitude.
Something very... ten minutes ago. Karkat glances down at Eridan, then back up
at Sollux, and bursts out laughing.
"What??" Eridan says, all hurt offense.
"What?!" Sollux barks.
"L-look at yourself, Captor!" Karkat gestures at Sollux as he tries to swallow
his giggles. "Remind you of anyone?" He strokes his fingers through Eridan's
hair and leers.
Sollux blinks, then hurriedly uncrosses his arms and balls his hands into
fists. "God, I hate you."
"Oh baby, I know."
"Are you two fightin over me?" Eridan says.
Karkat stills. "What."
Sollux facepalms. "Oh my god."
Eridan sits back on his heels, his prim expression somewhat ruined by the red
smear at one corner of his mouth. "Gentlemen, I know I'm a fine catch, but this
is the wrong time for a fight what with Kar bein in such a state and all," he
says, gesturing to Karkat's bulge. "And Sol," he continues, ignoring Karkat's
groan of embarrassment, "I appreciate the thought but you gotta give a man time
to consider. You can't just go sneakin up behind him and grabbin his goods."
"ED, you are the wrong goddamned perthon to be lecturing me on etiquette!"
"It's not like I went grabbin at Kar unasked," Eridan huffs.
"I can't believe this is happening," Karkat says faintly.
"Now, now, Kar, I'll get back to you once all a this is resolved," Eridan says,
patting his hip.
Sollux sneers at Eridan. "Yeth, if ED has any will to live after I've
thoroughly dethtroyed hith thupid notionth that I want anything to do with him,
he will get back to being a good little bulge licker."
"Cod damn it, Sol, you were five seconds away from gettin your grubby mitts all
over my priceless--"
"Will you two SHUT THE FUCK UP?" Karkat glares furiously at the other two
trolls. "For two guys who were both falling all over themselves to fuck me, you
sure have gotten in a grand battle of egos over which of you are the most
desirable!"
"Well it's a fair question--" Eridan begins.
Karkat fists his hands in his own hair. "No! No, it's not fucking fair! You
were in the middle of sucking me off!"
"Uh, you're goin kind a shrill, Kar--"
"After that dumbass pushed you at me!" Karkat gestures so sharply at Sollux the
other troll flinches. "I think that says a little something!!"
Sollux glares back, his lower lip sticking out."It thayth that I got you hot
and bothered enough to be that dethperate--"
Eridan bristles. "He wasn't fuckin desperate, he was findin comfort in my arms
after you teased him somefin fierce--"
"Like hell he wath--"
"Like hell I wasn't!" Karkat shouts.
Eridan smirks at Sollux. "Oooh, burn."
Sollux, however, doesn't look so much burnt as thoughtful. "You know, KK,
you're right. I've let my thpade baby down after all."
"I-- what, don't call me that."
"Hey, ED."
"What."
"Chill, dude, I have another propothition for you." Sollux smirks at Eridan in
a way Karkat doesn't like at all. "How about we put our differentheth athide
and do thomeone we can both agree on?" He gestures at Karkat.
"Hey," Karkat protests weakly.
"Sol, for once in your short mudsuckin life you've had a good idea," Eridan
says, beaming. "Now, where was I... Oh." Eridan regards Karkat's wilted
erection sympathetically. "Kar, your poor bulge. Lemme fix that for you."
Karkat ineffectually tries to back up into the ablution basin. "No, no, too
late, this has gotten way too weir-- oh. Oh." He shudders as Eridan sucks
lightly on his bulge, which is having no problems whatsoever with the
situation. "Oh my fuck. Oooh--"
Sollux grins as he steps over to Karkat. "Heh. That'th my KK."
"I am not your anything, Capto-- mmh--" Karkat's protesting dissolves to
nothing as Sollux kisses him, all sharp little bites and thrusting tongue. He
groans as Sollux thrusts his tongue deep and is left panting when he suddenly
withdraws.
"Bulgethlut," Sollux whispers into his ear.
"Fuck y-- oooh--" Karkat's hips jerk as psionics thrust into him.
"What wath that, KK?" Sollux says he as kneels beside Eridan and works Karkat's
pants the rest of the way off. "'Fuck me'?"
Karkat grits his teeth. "N-n-nnnnh aah aaah Eridan--!" He whines as Eridan
draws back from his bulge.
"You gotta ask nicely, Kar," Eridan says sweetly as he strokes the inside of
Karkat's thigh.
"Wow, mean," Sollux says approvingly as he rubs his fingers over the lips of
Karkat's nook.
"You are both utter fucking bastards," Karkat gasps.
"Sadly, Kar, we're only one a the two until you give us the say-so." Eridan
pouts and licks the end of Karkat's bulge, not quite hiding the devious smirk
at Karkat's strangled whine.
Karkat clenches his jaw and squeezes his eyes shut, but that doesn't do a
damned thing to help him resist the teasing of Eridan's tongue or Sollux's
fingers. All too soon he's quivering and whimpering despite himself, aching
from the force of the previous two buildups combined. "F-fine, FINE, fuck me
already, just, please, hurry up--"
"You heard the man," Sollux says, standing before licking his fingers off.
"Let'th get him off before he popth a cog."
"Oh like you two aren't bursting out of your pants at the thought of getting
inside me," Karkat huffs. Eridan, who's just gotten his pants over his hips,
blushes as purple as his absurdly perky bulge. Karkat notes with dismay that
it's cute. No one should have a cute bulge, much less Eridan fucking Ampora,
and he definitely should not be aching at the thought of Eridan fucking him,
but there he was. Staring at it.
"You, uh, like it, Kar?"
"He lookth like he wantth to ride you into the thunrithe, ED, what do you
think," Sollux says flatly. He jostles Karkat. "Come on, do I have to organithe
everything around here?"
"Well I'm obviously not in control anymore so what do youthink, Sollux."
"Maybe I could do some organizin--"
"No," Karkat and Sollux say simultaneously. "You, thit down," Sollux says,
pointing at the floor.
"What, there?" Eridan says in disbelief.
Sollux stops and stares, his zipper halfway down. "Doeth it look like there'th
concupithcnt platformth in here?"
"There's benches!" Eridan points.
"You'll fall off."
Karkat puts his hands over his face and groans. "Holy fuck you two I am dying
here!"
"Oh, oh shit Kar, sorry--" Eridan takes Karkat's hands and kisses his fingers,
and, when Karkat looks at him in surprise, his lips. "Mmh..."
Karkat follows Eridan, and his mouth, down to the floor, scarcely parting from
Eridan's lips as he straddles his lap and rubs his nook against that bulge.
He's blushing hot from the shame of how bad he wants Eridan and how little he's
able to hide it, but the shocked, desperate noise Eridan blurts makes the shame
worth it.
"Kar, Karkat, oh fuck please--"
More than worth it.
"Come on, KK, go for it," Sollux murmurs into Karkat's ear as he settles beside
him and squeezes Karkat's ass.
Karkat can't shut the litany of fuck fuck this is so fucked up from his pan as
he ruts against Eridan until the seatroll's voice is shaking as he begs, as
Sollux licks his neck and chuckles like he orchestrated this entire fucking
thing, but damn if that doesn't make it even harder not to gasp needy little
moans. It's fucking embarrassing how much he's dying for this, but as he
finally, fucking finally thrusts himself down onto Eridan's bulge, it feels so
incredibly right that for now, he stops caring entirely.
"Kar, Kar, oh fuck oh fuckin god Kar," Eridan babbles against Karkat's neck in
between sloppy kisses. His hands roam frantically over Karkat's thighs as
Karkat rides him for all he's worth and everything he isn't. "Oh god you're
fuckin perfect--"
"Yeah, he'th pretty awethome," Sollux says as he presses up behind Karkat. "Wow
KK, your atth ith really hot from thith angle."
Karkat groans as Sollux starts stroking his bulge against Karkat's asshole.
"You're fucking depraved--"
"Y-you love it--"
Karkat hates it that he does love it. It's fucking mindblowing to have the
slick tip of Sollux's bulge rubbing him light and fast there while Eridan is
fucking up into his nook. He groans and bucks fast, pushing his ass harder
against Sollux's bulge, crying out as Sollux pumps himself hard against him.
"There'th my thluth," Sollux says, and chuckles as Karkat moans.
Eridan has gone from gasped babbling to panting whimpers, and Karkat knows from
how frantically fast he's moving his hips that he's about gone. "Kar, Kar oh
please--" He's a gorgeous mess, his glasses lost somewhere, his hair in
complete disarray and half in his face. Karkat's nook clenches as he imagines
how Eridan's going to look even better dripping with Karkat's red.
It's a relief for Karkat to stroke his bulge fast and hard, gasp out those
frantic needy sounds he can't hold back, give himself to the boys pounding into
and against him as he moans their names over and over – then he's gone, quaking
with pleasure so good it hurts as he pours himself out. Under him, Eridan wails
and writhes as he follows, and Sollux is just after, clutching at Karkat as he
empties himself out against him.
Karkat slumps, eyes shut and panting, feeling too empty, too exhausted, too
good for anything else to reach him. Of course it comes back bit by bit, as it
always does; he's uncomfortable, the floor is hard and cold, he's disgustingly
sticky and sweaty and the only saving grace is that they're in an ablution
chamber, Sollux is leaving whispery kisses on the back of his neck, Eridan is
petting his thighs.
Huh.
He doesn't want to break the moment, so he keeps his eyes shut until Eridan
goes stiff under him. The seatroll is looking down at his torso with dismay.
"Oh cod, my clothes are ruined!"
Sollux snorts into Karkat's hair. "Welcome to club KK Ekthpretth, where thith
happenth every damn time."
"Think about how I feel," Karkat grumbles. He gestures down at his groin and
Eridan looks mortified. It's precious, and Karkat hates himself a little for
noticing it.
"Hey, at leatht your pantth got clear thith time." Sollux slaps Karkat's ass as
he moves away. "Come on, boyth, off to the showerth!"
Eridan grimaces at Sollux as he moves away, then looks Karkat over and bites
his lip. "… Do we gotta right now?" he asks as he cups Karkat's hips.
Karkat stares a moment, then runs his hands down Eridan's arms. "It's cold,
we're sticky, and the floor is hard."
Eridan hmms. "I'm kinda okay with that."
"You know, funny thing? So am I," Karkat says as he leans down for a kiss.
"Oh god you two, not again," Sollux yells from down the hallway.
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